UFOs

Alien Jokes, UFO Puns & Extraterrestrial One-Liners

The funniest and best jokes about aliens, UFOs and flying saucers, guaranteed no jokes about Mars bars or Uranus. Plus extraterrestrial one-liners and the finest space-related puns.

May 22, 2017

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Q: Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?

A: Never mind its over your head.

Q: What's E.T. short for?

A: Because he's got little legs.

Q: What is a lightyear?

A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

Q: Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?

A: Because they've just had a big launch.

“Is your mother an alien because you're out of this world.”

Q: What do aliens prefer to drink?

A: Gravi-tea.

Q: How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

A: Rocket.

Q: What do you call an overweight alien?

A: An extra cholesterol.

Q: What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?

A: A flying sorcerer.

Q: Where do aliens park their flying saucers?

A: At a parking meteor.

“Two aliens went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes. You see, it had no atmosphere.”

Q: How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

A: They trod on his corn.

Q: What do you call an alien with three eyes?

A: An aliiien.

Q: How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?

A: You planet.

Q: What do you call an alien spaceship that's leak water?

A: A crying saucer.

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