Christmas Jokes, Festive Puns & Holiday One-Liners
A list of the funniest and best jokes about Christmas and the holiday season, plus festive one-liners and the finest seasonal puns. Better than anything you'll find in any cracker this Christmas.



“I went to by an advent calendar at my local supermarket today, they didn't have many in stock. Looks like their days are numbered. It didn't help that there was shoplifter running off with the last one, he got caught though. He got 25 days. Luckily, I managed to get one in the end, but I can't get the chocolates out. Foiled again.”

“I bought my mum Mary Berry's cookbook for Christmas, I tried to get Paul Hollywood's but he'd sold out. #GBBO🇬🇧🍰”

“Two snowmen were standing in a field. One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell carrots?"”

“I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.”
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