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Ultimate List Of Ghost Jokes & Puns

The perfect list of jokes for any ghost hunter or paranormal lover, including the best ghostly one-liners and supernatural puns.

March 18, 2018

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Q: Why did the police officer let the ghost go?

A: He couldn't pin anything on him.

Q: How do ghosts keep fit?

A: By exorcising regularly.

Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?

A: Mali-boo.

Q: What is a ghost's favourite dessert?

A: Booberry pie.

Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?

A: At the ghost office.

Q: What kind of street do ghosts prefer to live on?

A: A dead end.

Q: What's a ghost's favourite fruit?

A: Boo-berries.

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Q: What does a ghost do when it gets into a car?

A: Puts on its sheet belt.

Q: What are a ghost's favourite rides at the fair?

A: The rollerghoster.

Q: What room of the house are you least likely to find a ghost in?

A: The living room.

Q: What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A: A poultrygeist.

Q: Why do ghosts hate rain?

A: Because it dampens their spirits.

Q: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?

A: It raises their spirits.

Q: Where did the ghost take her baby when she went to work?

A: The day-scare centre.

Q: What's a ghost's favourite dessert?

A: I scream.

Q: Why don't the ghost eat cabbage?

A: Because he didn't have the stomach for it.

Q: Why can't male ghosts have babies?

A: Because they have hollow-weenies.

Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?

A: Because you can see right through them.

Q: What's in a ghost's nose?

A: Boogers

Q: How do you know when a ghost is sad?

A: It goes boo hoo.

Q: What kind of mistakes do little ghosts make?

A: Boo-boos.

Q: What do ghosts call their mum and dad?

A: Their trans-parents.

Q: Why do ghosts and demons get along?

A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

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