How To Join The Illuminati
November 06, 2017 6:00 AM ‐ Long Reads
This article is more than seven years old and was last updated in June 2018.
I keep receiving lots of badly written emails claiming to be from the Illuminati giving me the chance to join.
"The Illuminati" means "then enlightened" and as these emails look like they're coming from someone without any formal education, they're far from enlightened.
So, I thought I'd contact the number given on the latest one I received and have a chat about joining on WhatsApp, here's how the conversation went...
The Original Email
I am agent William Pola the Illuminati official agent, I am from United Kingdom and I join Illuminati in US, I have been give the alternative to expose Illuminati to the universe that Illuminati is real when you met the rightful agent like me William Pola. I have been an agent to this brotherhood more than eight year now and I am still a member and agent, don't be afraid to contact us if you are willing to join this fraternity, this fraternity welcome anybody in this wide world, this comment is been post by head office
HEAD OFFICE: +1(862)260-4433
WHATSAPP: +(234)9064851206
CALL: +(234)9064851206
E-MAIL: illuminatitemple666lordofmoney@gmail.com
You are ask to WhatsApp an E-mail us, for joining, don't Facebook any agent, it is not our access to join on Facebook chat.
WhatsApp Chat With William Pola
Higgypop: Hello, is this the right number for joining the Illumination?
William: You are welcome my child, you have locate the solution to your problem
Higgypop: That is good to know, why have you selected me though?
William: You are welcome once again my child, so what do you want the great brotherhood to do for you?
Higgypop: I don't know anything about the brotherhood, it is a secret society, I don't know the secrets. You contacted me so I thought I was being invited for a reason. What can you offer me?
William: Are you ready to be a member of the brotherhood Illuminati?
Higgypop: Yes, I think so, but obviously I'd like to know a little more about you and what you do.
William: The great brotherhood Illuminati is all about Richie's and fame, there is no blood share..... But first if you are ready to join the brotherhood you have to go true the rules.
The Rules
RULES AND REGULATIONS AS A NEW MEMBER ANY NEW MEMBER WHO WISH TO JOIN THE SOCIETY, HE/SHE HAS TO STAND ALL THE BELOW LISTED TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR HIM/HER TO BE CONSIDERED IN THE NEW SECRET WORLD AGE (ILLUMINATI).SO READ THEM CAREFUL AND GET BACK TO US SOONEST. FOLLOW YOUR HEART BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO SIGN THE CONTRACT WITH THE SOCIETY AND IF YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH ONE OF THE CONDITIONS, WE WILL ADVISE YOU NOT TO TAMPER TO SIGN THE AGREEMENT. WE WILL FORWARD YOU THE SOCIETY FORMS TO FILL AND SIGN THROUGH EMAIL, WHATSAPP OR BY HAND IMMEDIATELY, HERE ARE THE BASICS OF HOW TO BECOME A NEW ILLUMINATI MEMBER.
1. You must be over the age of 18 to make your own decision.
2. You must have a strong belief of success.
3. You must be able to keep secrets to yourself.
4. You must believe that money is power.
5. You must be aware that your name sounds in the list of celebrities and super-rich.
6. You must have goals and desires of your dreams in life.
7. You must have a belief in the change/modern world of doing things.
8. You must be able to read/respect/understand the prayers of the illuminati.
9. You have to be able to make a sacrifice for your info.
10. You must have aim for joining the society.
DO YOU AGREE THE TERM OR CONDITION. (YES) OR (NO)
ANSWER:____________
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William: Go true it now and get back to me now
Higgypop: "Go through it now, and get back to me." The second "now" is not necessary. Once I'm a member can I help you with your grammar? Those rules are TERRIBLY written but I think I understand and I agree.
William: Have you gone true it?
Higgypop: I've gone THROUGH it, yes
William: Alright s do you agree?
Higgypop: Yes, my liege. The rules seems eggceptable.
William: Very good then, you must complete application form, fill it and get back to me.
Higgypop: Yes madam, I am working *true* the application now.
My Completed Application Form
MEMBERSHIP APPLICANT NEEDS TO BE FILLED PROPERLY
FIRST NAME: Stephen
MIDDLE NAME: Elizabeth
LAST NAME: Higgins
COUNTRY: UK
DATE OF BIRTH: 22nd May 1982
AGE: 35
TELEPHONE: +44 7700900443
FAX: Left in 1994
YOUR HOBBIES: On-land scuba diving and invisible things
OCCUPATION: Freelance digital content creator
DID YOU IN ANYWAY BELONG TO ANY OCCULT
GROUP BEFORE: I worked in McDonalds for 6 months
WHO IS YOUR MENTOR: Jenny "The Flipper" McKennzie
FAMILY STANDARD OF LIVING: Indoor accommodation
MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME: Sinderford
FATHER'S MAIDEN NAME: The same as mine obviously!!
A SCAN PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU WILL BE NEEDED
Fake Driving License
Higgypop: That's done. Sorry, I'm not sure why the photo is upside down, I don't know how to rotate it. I'm sure you can do it with all your powers.
William: Very good, here is more information you need
BENEFITS GIVEN TO NEW MEMBERS WHO JOIN ILLUMINATI.
A Cash Reward of USD $300,000 USD
A New Sleek Dream CAR valued at USD $120,000 USD
A Dream House bought in the country of your own choice
One Month holiday (fully paid) to your dream tourist destination.
One year Golf Membership package
A V.I.P treatment in all Airports in the World
A total Lifestyle change
Access to Bohemian Grove
Monthly payment of $1,000,000 USD into your bank account every month as a member
One Month booked Appointment with Top 5 world Leaders and Top 5 Celebrities in the World.
William: So now brother, I want you to know that now that we have receive your information you must no that the first stage in usually the initiation stage ok, immediately after the initiation. However this is the basic requirement needed during the initiation stage ok.
1. THE ILLUMINATI POT OF RICHES
2. THE ILLUMINATI RING OF POWER
3. THE ILLUMINATI INITIATION GARMENT
4. THE ILLUMINATI MIRROR
5. THE ILLUMINATI FIRST TESTAMENT
6. THE ILLUMINATI BOOK OF LIFE
7. THE ILLUMINATI INITIATION CANDLES
8. THE ILLUMINATI EGG OF WISH
William: This materials must be bought by you ok, you are to provide it for us to use in your initiation sacrifice ok, and the materials is going to cost you same money wish is $150 only to get those items, you will be invited to the Illuminati temple where you will under go the initiation ceremony.
Higgypop: OK, that sounds good. I'd really like the egg of whisk.
William: So what are your plans? Are you ready to get the items.
Higgypop: My plans? I don't know, I don't know anything about your organisation so I have no plans.
William: Are you ready to get the items for your initiation because without initiation you can't be a member.
Higgypop: Yes ma'am.
William: Look my dear you are to buy the items from the temple
Higgypop: Yes, miss. Can you give me the address of my local temple?
William: You want to come to the temple?
Higgypop: If that's where I need to go to buy thing, then yes I am willing to do what is required. There is a temple in London?
William: Alright go and get the items then if you will be able to get them.
Higgypop: I don't know where to go, what is the address of the temple?
William: There is a temple in UK were you can also get them
Higgypop: I don't know where it is.
William: I will give you the address
Higgypop: Thanks, that's what I asked for twice.
William: There is an agent that will help you get them because you don't have an Illuminati iD card.
Higgypop: Are you new? I don't understand what the next step is. You said I need to buy these things. How do I buy them? How do I get to the temple or meet the agent?
William: Yes but i just got a message that you won't be allowed to get them without an Illuminati ID card
Higgypop: I don't know any of this. What do I need to do next, you're not making sense? You are very bad at this, is there anyone else I can talk to?
William: You can't get them by yourself,
Higgypop: Then why did you tell me I need to buy them from the temple?!!?
William: You don't have an ID
Higgypop: I understand that, but why did you tell me to go to the temple then?
William: I have helped many people like you
Higgypop: Then why can't you tell me how I can buy the things I need? You are really confusing. Let's start again. I need to buy these items. Where do I get them?
William: There is an agent who will help you get the items, he from Spain.
Higgypop: OK, we're getting somewhere. How do I contact him?
William: You have to send money then I will help you contact him to get the items. I have just called him now but he is very busy.
Higgypop: So how do we proceed? I have to say, this process is very confusing and annoying. I am ready to join but you don't seem to know what you're doing. Will the Spanish man know ore than you?
William: Ok contact him on whatsapp +234803 254 3654 now
Higgypop: Thank you.
William: Tell him that I directed you
Higgypop: Oh don't worry, I will!
WhatsApp Chat With The Spanish Man
What I found really amusing here is that this "Spanish guy" is of course the same person, these scammers just pass you around so it looks like an large organisation and is more believable. So, I used this as a chance to insult him.
Higgypop: Hello, I was speaking to your colleague William. He told me I needed to speak to you, I was really glad. I have to say he was REALLY stupid! He was slow, unhelpful and didn't seem to know what was going on. Perhaps you'll be able to help me with my application?
Anetor: Yeah he just told me
Higgypop: He told you he's stupid? I thought so! Well perhaps you can help, I need to buy some items.
Anetor: Well let focus
Higgypop: *Let's* focus, yes... I was told I needed to buy a pot of Richards, a ring of power, initiation garment (I assume this is my uniform?), a mirror, a couple of books, some candles, and an egg whisk.
Anetor: I am the agent in charge of the items
1. THE ILLUMINATI POT OF RICHES
2. THE ILLUMINATI RING OF POWER
3. THE ILLUMINATI INITIATION GARMENT
4. THE ILLUMINATI MIRROR
5. THE ILLUMINATI FIRST TESTAMENT
6. THE ILLUMINATI BOOK OF LIFE
7. THE ILLUMINATI INITIATION CANDLES
8. THE ILLUMINATI EGG OF WISH
Higgypop: Is there a reason why you always leave a line after the pot of riches? William did the same, I thought it was just because he's stupid. Is this significant? Some kind of secret?
Anetor: This are the items needed and it will cost you just $150 dollars
Higgypop: OK, that's less than I thought. That is good.
Anetor: And I should be the one to get them for you.
Higgypop: You are in London?
Anetor: As am talking to you right now am with the woman who is selling them.
Higgypop: That is fortunate, I can hardly believe my luck.
Anetor: If you are ready to pay for the items then I will send you information that you will use to send money and I will buy them and bring it to your door step
Higgypop: So, you are in London?
Anetor: Send me your details
Higgypop: You should already have them, I gave them to William.
Anetor: Alright I will get your details from him
Higgypop: I can send again if you like, he's an idiot anyway, he's probably lost them!
Anetor: When do you need the items
Higgypop: I don't know, William didn't know any of this. He didn't tell me when I need them for. Honestly, the guy is really stupid and didn't have a clue.
Anetor: Talk to me now
Higgypop: Yes, sir. But still I don't know what I need these things for or when I need them.
Anetor: Tell me when you will get the money prepare
Higgypop: Whenever you need it, like I said, I don't know this process. $150 isn't much, I can afford that any time.
Anetor: Can you send money on money gram payment transfer
Higgypop: Haha, Money Gram? Seriously, that's not very professional. Don't you have your own payment gateway or bank account?
Anetor: You can make transfer any were you choose to
Higgypop: I don't mind, whatever is easiest. I'm just surprised you guys are so backwards, I thought you were supposed to be rich and powerful, yet you use Money Gram like a bunch of poor desperate fraudsters, haha!
Anetor: Look money is been paid to me true money gram and western union
Higgypop: True! HAHAHAH! You mean through! You are as stupid as William!! Money Gram is fine.
Anetor: We are from different countries to you
Higgypop: Well yeah, you are Spanish, but he said he was British, the same. British people don't say "true" instead of "through" and neither so Spanish people.
Anetor: So are you ready to pay for the items
Higgypop: YES! William was too stupid to help and I've been asking you how to pay since we started chatting. I'll send the money *true* to you, LOL!
Anetor: Look my dear you have to be more focused and serious
Higgypop: OK, get on with it then.... I've been asking how to pay you for over an hour.
Anetor: Tell me when you will send the money
Higgypop: I'm ready to send it, you haven't told me how!!!! Jesus, this is painful!
Anetor: Don't mention Jesus
Higgypop: The baby Jesus? Why? I bet Jesus is watching over us now, thinking "this is confusing" because I am. I wonder if Jesus would approve of this conversation, what do you think?
Anetor: Do you think we are playing here
Higgypop: Oh please just tell me how to pay, you are wasting my time. If you're next message isn't details on how to pay then I'm going.
Anetor: Go to the bank and they will tell you how to send the money
Higgypop: I know that. But who am I sending it to?
Anetor: You are to make the payment through Western Union or Money Gram transfer with this details below.
RECEIVERS NAME: Anetor Goodluck
RECEIVERS COUNTRY: NIGERIA
AMOUNT TO PAY: $150
Once you are done making the payment you are to send me the information such as MTCN PIN number or the full scan copy of the payment.
Higgypop: Nigeria??? I thought you were in London!? How will you bring the items to my doorstep?
Anetor: I have send you the information
Higgypop: Yeah, I thought you were in London?
Anetor: Go through our chat did I told you am in London
Higgypop: Yes, you said you would deliver the items to my door. You said "I will buy them and bring it to your door step"
Anetor: So why are you making everything confusing
Higgypop: I'm not! You are REALLY confusing! Anyway, be quick... the bank will close soon, it's 4:20pm here.
Anetor: Try and send money ok. Go to the bank
Higgypop: Yes, OK I will leave now What is your name though please?You haven't even introduced yourself properly, it's very rude.
Anetor: Anetor Goodluck
Higgypop: Thank you. OK, I will go now.
Anetor: Yeah
Higgypop: Hopefully the bank can send it *true* quickly and we can get things started. So, $150 is £131 right? Because I can only send in £GBP.
Anetor: Send the money in dollars OK
Higgypop: It will be £GBP to Nigerian currency
Anetor: It is 131
Higgypop: OK, thanks.. Very cheap for all those items. I will be about half an hour, please don't forget me. Anyway, I must go.....
Anetor: .good I will be waiting for you to send me the scan copy
Later...
Anetor: Hello you have to update me on time
Higgypop: It's just gone 4:30.
Anetor: When will you send the money?
Higgypop: I am about five minutes away form the bank. It closes in 20 minutes so I have time still.
Anetor: Ok
Higgypop: I am in the queue now, the bank is busy. Sorry...
Higgypop: They don't do money gram at the bank!!
Anetor: Alright then
Higgypop: I thought you knew how to do this?!? Why did you tell me the bank? I need to go to a Western Union branch.
Anetor: Ask them about western union
Higgypop: They say they don't do it here. I queued for nothing, I need to find a Western Union store, some shops have it they said. Hang on, I'll Google it...
Anetor: Go and try it there but you have to ask them first in the bank to make payment through western union
Higgypop: They don't do Western Union in banks here, they do international money transfer with bank account number, but not Western Union. I guess you've never recruited anyone from the UK before? This is all new to you?
Anetor: What do you mean i have helped many
Higgypop: From the UK? Then why don't you know about Western Union in British banks then?
Higgypop: I've found somewhere else, a convenience store does it, it's not far.
Anetor: OK very good
More Later...
Higgypop: OK, I've done it. They payment has been sent. Here's a photogram of the receipt for you reference...
Anetor: What is this you are joking with me
Higgypop: Sorry! Wrong photo!!! I'll send again.
The Fake Money Transfer Receipt
Anetor: It's not clear. Send me the receivers name and the mtcn PIN
Higgypop: It is your name and the PIN is 1179364329.
Anetor: I mean the name you used to send the money.
Higgypop: What my name??? That's not the receiver's name! That's the sender's name! WOW, you are stupid! You have my name, it's Stephen Elizabeth Higgins.
Anetor: Good
Higgypop: When will my items arrive?
Anetor: It will be by 2pm tomorrow
The Next Day...
What's weird is that the scammer didn't come back to me to say he hadn't received the payment. We chatted for a little bit longer and he kept saying that I'll receive my items by 2pm the next day.
So, I thought the best thing to do was pretend I had got them, he can't call me a liar because then he'll be admitting that he is lying, but he just kept chatting, it was really odd. I even sent him a link to this page so he knew I was wasting his time and he still kept popping up with the message "hello brother."
Each time I blocked and reported him on WhatsApp, he'd pop up on a new number... so each time I called him an idiot and blocked him before he had a chance to reply. So all he's done is given me the opportunity to report all of his numbers as SPAM.
Idiot.
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