Wednesday Addams' 15 Darkest Quotes

“And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.”

“Are they [the cookies] made from real Girl Scouts?”

“Be afraid. Be very afraid.”

“Bring forward the evil one. You have betrayed the people of France. You are evil incarnate. How do you plead? Guilty! By her own admission! The sentence is death. Executioner, place her on the block.”

“This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.”

“...and so, the next night, the ghost returned to the haunted cabin. And he said to the campers, "None of you really believe in me, so I'll have to prove my power." And the next morning, when the campers woke up, all of their old noses had grown back.”

“Hello Polly, I'll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.”

“Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?”

“How all occasions do inform against me and spur my dull revenge. Oh, from this time forth, my thoughts be bloody or nothing worth. If I must strike you dead, I will.”

“Come, sorrow; we welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honour the fortunate dead.”

“Oh proud Death, what feast is toward in thine eternal cell? Sweet Oblivion, open your arms.”

“Everyone knows it, when you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.”

“I can't swim.”